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wigglytuffer:

dropping hints to bae that ur ready

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— 21 hours ago with 148276 notes

dirtylittledamsel:

2013 was literally just one big vine

(Source: scarylittledamsel, via oknope)

— 21 hours ago with 75873 notes

rain-force:

plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner

(via lavenous-mustachios)

— 21 hours ago with 187266 notes

police:

heart:

there’s a police officer eating at the restaurant I’m at and I’m thinking about how I could get arrested for all the crimes I’ve done but I’m not

think again bitch you’re under arrest. your pasta looked good by the way

(via lavenous-mustachios)

— 21 hours ago with 20989 notes

snatchedweaves:

no money no family 16 in the middle of miami 

(Source: miloserdie, via greetings)

— 21 hours ago with 211857 notes
Open RP

yzma:

kenfucky:

yzma:

'Ah, hello Mr Bond. I have been waiting for you to try and stop me for quite some time.'

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before i kill you, tell me… why you shot drake in degrassi

'I will not give you that satisfaction, Bond. Not in this life.'
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— 21 hours ago with 8119 notes
dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

(via illumihottykyle)

— 21 hours ago with 183869 notes
#the hunger games 
dennys:

It puts the Denny’s in the basket. And then of course delivers it to our cool underground location.

dennys:

It puts the Denny’s in the basket. And then of course delivers it to our cool underground location.

— 21 hours ago with 1316 notes
Representation isn't an option, it's a necessity.

(Source: milksweater, via gettingridoftheb)

— 21 hours ago with 21706 notes
#disney 
heart:

this was my lab partner’s ipad background today

heart:

this was my lab partner’s ipad background today

(via nasterbate)

— 21 hours ago with 47169 notes

the-female-condition:

chosimbaone:

Force kids in school to read crappy, overrated books that are “the best books ever written” solely because they’re “classics” and then call those kids idiots because those aren’t the kind of books they like to read and sit back and wonder why we have a nation full of multiple generations worth of people who willfully and proudly refuse to read.

hello

(via lavenous-mustachios)

— 21 hours ago with 153626 notes

validx2:

Bruh these new generation moms lol

(via barebackinq)

— 21 hours ago with 36575 notes
#vines 

Nicki Minaj’s Reaction…

(Source: ricardosminaj, via stability)

— 21 hours ago with 83101 notes
#about me  #nicki minaj