burgerkid:

confusing myself like:

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awardweiner:

i type with no punctuation because i want to write sentences so long that people will run out of breath reading it and suffocate

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biscuitgod:

I like to text my mom “help me im in danger” put my phone on vibrate and shove it up my ass

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  • #myballs-taste-likefanta #me #thx james
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souljannoying:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

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