tnoandxadric:

orangeisthenew-jack:

FUN DRINKING GAME: Go onto any YouTube video of Wicked and take a shot for every comment that says something along the lines of “IDINA AND KRISTIN WERE BETTER”.

do not do this you will die in like ten minutes

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Better Names for Musicals

  • Book of Mormon:Everyone's A Little Bit Racist The Musical
  • The Drowsy Chaperone:The Great Gatsby with Less Death and More Gays and Spitting The Musical
  • Les Miserables:You Tried The Musical
  • Once:It's Okay to Cheat if You Sing About It The Musical
  • In The Heights:Being Poor Never Looked So Fun The Musical
  • Kinky Boots:Rent Doesn't Offend Anyone Anymore The Musical
  • Blood Brothers:Lik Dis If U Crie Evertim <3 The Musical
  • Matilda:Likable Annie The Musical
  • Newsies:Disney Characters Are Sexy Sometimes The Musical
  • Next To Normal:My Son Is Hotter Than My Husband The Musical
  • Spring Awakening:Diary Of A Wimpy Kid The Musical
  • A Chorus Line:Clusterfuck The Musical
  • Message me if you want me to do your favorite.
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itseasytobemerry:

thismachinespewssarcasm:

itseasytobemerry:

why didn’t harry use the chamber of secrets when teaching dumbledore army? i mean, only HE could open the door?

because the giant basilisk skeleton might have been a distraction

if anything it sets the mood

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nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

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Speaking dos languages diferentes in a sentence because eres a multicultural motherfucker.

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  • #language #languages #spanish #about me
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suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

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  • #american horror story: coven #ahs #jessica lange #fiona goode
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